| 1. | What is your name? |
| 2. | How old are you? |
| 3. | Where do you live? |
| 4. | What do you do for a living? |
| 5. | Do you drive? |
| 6. | What do you do for joy? |
| 7. | What is your pet peeve? And how much does it weigh? Does it sleep
by the door? Is it housebroken? |
| 8. | Do you write, paint or play? All at the same time? (While juggling
a dozen eggs and riding a unicycle?) |
| 9. | Who is the most impressive character you've ever met? |
| 10. | Have you ever read, acted, performed, thrown up, etc. in public? |
| 11. | What piece of literature or art moved your soul to ecstatic waves of
bliss? |
| 12. | What was the first thing you ever encountered that made you realise
that art is important? |
| 13. | Would you consider yourself an artist? A good one? Why or why not? |
| 14. | What are your favorite things that have ABSOLUTELY nothing to do
with anything else? |
| 15. | What are your favorite things that have ABSOLUTELY everything to do
with everything else? |
| 16. | What's the meaning of life? |
| 17. | Why? |
| 18. | True or false: the Three Stooges represent the apex of American
cultural achievement. |
| 19. | True or False: Shemp was funnier than the original Curly. |
| 20. | Who's da man? |
